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New York Islanders

(n) - noun -NHL Team established in late 60's. Dominated the 80's by winning 4 straight Stanley Cups, but has little luck in the post-season since then.

The NY Rangers suck balls and are the epitome of Over-achieving teams that choke. (also see choke artist for NY Rangers definition).

Suck balls Ranger fans. Tel Henrik to stop choking and try and win a cup doosh-bags
by 91-T January 29, 2014
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islander

Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.

Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.

To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Bob: How did that crazy islander manage to get to the mainland so quickly??
Ted: He likely took the Confederation Bridge. You know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the Island's economy besides Japanese tourists?
by el woodrow April 16, 2006
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When you go to the bathroom (number two) and the shit that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island.
I had way too much to drink last night and I feel like it is an islander morning.
by BP November 11, 2003
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Icelandic handwarmer

When two females or two males take both their hands and make a circle together and then Proceed to give a handjob to a guy
Man, Haley and Becky gave me the best Icelandic handwarmer last night
by murderxjunkie April 25, 2017
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Icelandic pipe

When you faeces in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo till it defrosts
Omg last I got Icelandic piped
by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017
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Icelandic Rump Steak

When you surprise your lady by jamming your dong into her b hole while wearing a Viking helmet.
Gertrud didn’t know what she was in for when I surprised her with the Icelandic Rump Steak last night.
by Captain Longsack April 2, 2021
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Iceland

Iceland is a Nordic island country in the North Atlantic Ocean and the most sparsely populated country in Europe. The capital and largest city is Reykjavík. Reykjavík and the surrounding areas in the southwest of the country are home to over two-thirds of the population. Iceland is the only part of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge that rises above sea-level, and its central volcanic plateau is erupting almost constantly. According to the ancient manuscript Landnámabók, the settlement of Iceland began in 874 AD when the Norwegian chieftain Ingólfr Arnarson became the first permanent settler on the island. In the wake of the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars, Iceland's struggle for independence took form and culminated in independence in 1918 and the founding of a republic in 1944. Although its parliament (Althing) was suspended from 1799 to 1845, the island republic has been credited with sustaining the world's oldest and longest-running parliament.
Iceland is full of hot springs, beautifully coloured rocks, and other natural wonders.
by The Wanderer of the horizon December 22, 2021
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