by fireatlas91_ May 14, 2023
by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017
by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022
by Datvoiceinyourhead July 30, 2016
The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.
Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake
by jherrera1021 December 04, 2017
you put your dick in a nice ice cold bath, to almost the point of frostbite, and then you put it into a trailer garage (which is a vagina) or or or that or anal, either one, which then allows for arousal through temperature play, make sure that dick is ice cold, straight Icelandic cold.
by insertcreativeuername February 23, 2025
The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
by Tatertot Productions March 20, 2019