by quaking March 13, 2019
Get the Irrelevantmug. The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023
Get the Desperate Irrelevantsmug. by Sxbleye August 23, 2018
Get the Irrelevantmug. Opinions of those who cook their steaks medium to well done, or toast their bread for less than 30 seconds.
Brenda has an irrelevant opinion about food because she gets her steak medium well and asks for steak sauce.
by Dirtybootstrap May 26, 2022
Get the Irrelevant Opinionmug. When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number
Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?
Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..
Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?
Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..
by Tha truth August 26, 2016
Get the Irrelevant dickmug. Irrelevant Peanut
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important with his time, generally stubborn, and just here to steal your oxygen.
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important with his time, generally stubborn, and just here to steal your oxygen.
by Irrelevant Peanut June 15, 2023
Get the Irrelevant Peanutmug. by manwithsomelies July 8, 2025
Get the Irrelevantmug.