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Insult Etiquette

Insult etiquette is what you have when someone insults you and instead of crying or whining about it, you take the insult with stride and keep on trucking.
Me: You're the worst driver ever!
Them: Thanks!
Me: Wow, you show some very impressive insult etiquette.
by Ultimate Supervisor February 14, 2012
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insult-definition

A definition on urbandictionary designed to flame another. Usually on an external party, but regular users tend to make such definitions about other users. Some of the best are the flames about psycho bitch by G-union, although some have now been deleted.
This may include posting under another users' accepted screen-name to write a definition questioning the parentage or sexual orientation of the user.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004
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insult-string

A lengthy string of connected insults, for major n00b pwnage. Extra points for vivid imagery and new insult-blends.
You bacterial, alley-dwelling, tampon-smelling, sub-gayby, suited, booted and anally recruited crimple-clitted steaming shit-dripping cock-hungry mongoloid asspile
by ~swan July 1, 2005
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insult

To hurt someone with words.
Good insult:
Guy1, "Ugly ass, motherfucker."
Guy2, "That's not what your mother said last night." >:)

Bad insult:
Gayguy1, "You poopie!"
Gayguy2, "Well.. o.. oh yeah!?"
by RecnepS August 19, 2003
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Insult

A way to make pretty much everyone really dislike you .
Makes you look like a d-bag.
Others listening may find it funny however and therefore you must do it in large public areas such as at school or in a meeting so when you lose a friend, you gain 3 more. Contradicting myself, using insults may be a great way to gain friends and people who respect you as the Supreme Leader.
Insult: "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the number of your chromosomes and then jump to your IQ."
*a small loan of 1 million friends gained!!!
*success at the cost of 1 old, useless, unwanted, unneeded nun-of-a-friend.
*worth
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Insultful

a fictitious word meaning full of insult.
Roberts comments were insultful to Cheryl.
Although Cheryl is quite tubby
by Phalic June 16, 2010
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drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.
*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults
by asdfsa September 9, 2006
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