Only the best medicine money can buy.
Works wonders!
The cure for every problem, it's the secret doctors don't want us to know!
Trust me, and just try it. 1 cup of Bleach and see how it effects your life, just imagine a world of No Jacob Sartorius, No Job, No School!.
Bleach is the easiest way to cure every problem you have and its cheaper than going to the doctors yourself. They will tell you the same thing!
Bob: "FUCK THIS SHIT! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF"
Bill: "Drink Bleach"
Bob: "Are you sure Bill?"
Bill: "Of course man, its fine! Here, Have some of my Clorox"
A way to make pretty much everyone really dislike you .
Makes you look like a d-bag.
Others listening may find it funny however and therefore you must do it in large public areas such as at school or in a meeting so when you lose a friend, you gain 3 more. Contradicting myself, using insults may be a great way to gain friends and people who respect you as the Supreme Leader.
Insult: "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the number of your chromosomes and then jump to your IQ."
*a small loan of 1 million friends gained!!!
*success at the cost of 1 old, useless, unwanted, unneeded nun-of-a-friend.
*worth
