Imparatta

Left-wing sex symbol.

"You're such an Imparatta!"

by imparattista June 30, 2012

breast implant

n. boob enhancer, melon ripener

the hooker got breast implants to brighten her career

by Scibby dibby doo April 6, 2003

penial implant

a silicon implant for the penis

a dick enlarger

SUZIE: "Oh wow did you see the penis on that guy?!"
MICHELLE: "Uh, sis, it was a penial implant. Sorry to burst your bubble"

FRED: "That guy had to go get a penial implant so he could pleasure his wife."

by USAdevilchick15 June 26, 2004

chemical imbalance

A largely unfounded hypothesis used to push drugs as a 'cure' to mental illness. People are fooled into accepting what is essentially marketing as 'science' by smarmy ads, vague language, and constant rehashing of the idea that emotions are medical problems.

There is no evidence for any kind of 'chemical imbalance' from birth causing any kind of mental disorder, but the pharmaceutical companies would like you to think so.

by Shadow Creator October 20, 2007

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

implantosaur

A woman with ridiculously large breast implants (sometimes referred to as an implantosaurus).

Sheyla Hershey is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's largest (38KKK) reigning implantosaur. She was recently in an auto accident and credits her monstrously fake breasts with saving her life, since she was not wearing a seat belt at the time and the airbags (clearly) had no room to inflate.

Pamela Anderson is probably the planet's best-known implantosaur.

Courtney Stodden is an example of a juvenile implantosaur. He breasts may not have yet reached their full, fake size.

by JoeBrainardsPyjamas March 23, 2012

implantatious

The appearance of having been enhanced through implantation.

Hey brah - have you being doing squats because those glutes look implantatious.

by latenightspinning May 2, 2016