Idiocise

To create or edit instructions to the extent that even an idiot could follow them correctly. This is particularly useful in business where there is a need for templates to be completed by underqualified, poorly trained, lazy and unintelligent people, commonly referred to as 'salespeople'.

Another area of acute demand is in the production of instruction manuals for DIY furniture assembly and all electronic equipment.

After 6 hours of effort filled with sweat, blasphemy and spare parts and screws, John swore on his mother's grave that he would never go back to Ikea again until they idiocise the instructions.

by Trecane June 8, 2014

idiocity

1. noun. -- A collective population of idiots; who share so much in common among themselves be it the specific notion or behaviors that it's undeniable they are working as a single unit.

Ex. The internet group "Politics 123" is undeniably an idiocity.

2. Adjective. -- The specific notions or behaviors commonly displayed within an idiocity.

Ex. Thinking uggs are cute with yoga pants is the idiocity of the incomming freshman class, they're clueless.

The whole class of 1993 turned out to be an idiocity and I'm ashamed to have been a part of it.

by BakMei8874 December 10, 2016

Idiocrisy

A Combination of Idiot and Hypocrisy. Used when an Idiot feels superior to another Idiot.

"I'm an idiot? That's pure idiocrisy because you fell for it too."

by GhostGotBeats April 4, 2017

Idiotyoot

The combination of idiot and yoot

1: The earth is flat
2: You idiotyoot, that's incorrect
1: Did you just yoot me?
2: Yeah, idiotyoot

by Xx-Mysterious_Cat-xX June 7, 2018

idiociciyty

being really fucking stupid

John has a lot of idiociciyty

by Windowall February 12, 2022

Idiosynchronicity

Idiosynchronicity: a combination of idiosyncrasy and synchronicity. Expanding each term we get the following:

Idiosyncrasy - "an unusual feature of a person or thing"

And combine that with:

Synchronicity - "A concept first introduced by analytical psychologist Carl G. Jung "to describe circumstances that appear meaningfully related yet lack a causal connection."

We arrive at the following:

Idiosynchronicity - "An unusual feature of a person or thing" shared by another unusual feature of a person or thing "which appears meaningfully related yet lack a causal connection."

So, for example, let's say... A McDonald's "golden arches" in Cairo with a two humped camel silhouetted in the background? "Whoa! What an idiosynchronicity!" 🤓✨🙌

by The Really Real Rasputin February 23, 2023

idiosyncricy

An odd habit, some kind of eccentric tendency that everyone in the world has.

She won't stop cleaning the tv. It's just one of her idiosyncricy's.

by eternalsunshine December 19, 2007