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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny
1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR
by Sarcastic_mummy June 11, 2022
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I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.
Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
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OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.
Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this
P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu
by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019
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i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

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'starts dancing like a garbage'
by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
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