This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
by Freddie.V February 09, 2005
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go hydro

(phrasal verb, of a consumer) to go hydro (on someone, about something): to become aggravated to the point it becomes impossible to de-escalate the situation and directing extreme anger towards a person without the authority to resolve it.

Originating from the interactions of fearless promo staff against angry hydro customers in the field, typically at country fairs in remote communities across Ontario, Canada.
"His flight was so delayed he decided to go hydro on the woman behind the counter."
"I was on break sippin' my cuppa coffee when I realized the customer had gone completely hydro about the new rates."
by Izus Pally November 26, 2022
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dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
by Fart42069 July 25, 2021
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skitz hydro

Some real fucken strong buds that people put chemicals n shit on that gets you fucked up quick
"Oi Donnie this isn't that skitz hydro is it?"
by BiggLez July 25, 2024
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Hydro Dipping

When you dip your toast in water
Ew, Alex isn’t even dipping his toast in his egg yolk. He’s hydro dipping.
by Msizzle18 February 04, 2020
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hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster
Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5
by Hydro wazz December 31, 2017
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