Monkey humping a football

Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.

That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.

by Joyful Monkey May 7, 2009

air humping

The act of humping the air around you, while standing up.

Joe: Is that dude humping the wall? o_O
Harry: No, he's just air humping next to it.

by Shrewz April 19, 2008

Humping and pumping

The only thing that keeps you healthy and sane.

Lets get fit with Wii!

FFS, humping and pumping are way better!

by ChrisO'Neat April 29, 2010

Humping Drywall

Used to describe an act considered by the speaker to be very boring or uninteresting.

That was about as much fun as humping drywall!

by thekochinator2 December 5, 2010

risky dry humping

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

by Big Sky Heidi October 15, 2010

humbing

when your ass gets numb and hurts at the same time (pronounced hummin)

man, this seat got my booty humbing

by kstine February 22, 2009

Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016