human

A species of idiots that, unfortunately, WE ALL belong to.

"Humans are complete and utter buffoons."
by Nanakase September 29, 2003
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Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour
I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him
by Mr B Poet March 28, 2016
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Humanity

Something the internet doesn't have.
/b/, they don't know the meaning of Humanity
by TheBigFatPanda April 11, 2011
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humans

A large planetary parasitic species in which the parasite slowly destroys the Earth bit by bit. Comparable to parasites such as malaria on the macroscopic level.
Humans log a large amount of wood from heavy photosynthesis areas such as the tropics, which used to contribute over 20% of all of the Earth's oxygen production.
by Thnikkaman3000 February 16, 2005
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humans

1.)S.T.U.P.I.D. (Something The Underworld Puked Into Destiny...)

2.) An Insualt to any other animal in existence.

3.) God's way of dilapadating and destroying Earth.

4.) What scientests believe seperate them from "animals" (which humans are to) is the fact they have emotions. (THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST)

5.) Last but not least, God punishing the Earth, for unknown reasons...
1.) *BARF* Its a boy!

2.) Dude, you're such a human! *gunshot*

3.) (God): Hmm...alright, Kill the Dinos, I got a new way for the Earth to Pay *snicker*

4.)You kick a dog, it might bite your head off, or run away crying, THAT WAS A PERFECT DISPLAY OF EMOTION!!!

5.) (Earth): Nooooo! Im sorry I made Mars jealous of color!!! What will you do?!

(God):Put humans on your planet.

(Earth): MERCY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
by Miles "Tails" Prower November 09, 2004
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Humans

See: Stupid
See: Evil
See: Hingo
"Humans are stupid."
"Humans are evil."
"Humans like Hingo."
by Gary September 08, 2004
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human

An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.
The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.
by Adrian June 19, 2003
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