When you get done fucking a girl, turn around and shit into her vagina. You have to say hot pocket in a japanese voice directly after.
by LurkenLARK June 14, 2010
Get the hot pocketmug. Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
by Farmall Fever August 2, 2006
Get the hot pocketmug. 
by James Wilson Jr. February 17, 2014
Get the hot pocketmug. The act of cupping one's hand around the asshole, with or without pants on. Then farting into the cupped hand, leaving it for a second to gather the gases and finally throwing it into a victim's face.
Boy #1: Dude, I heard you got hot pocketed, are you alright?
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
by Tea Oh Em June 17, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug. 
When a dude gets hard because a fine piece of ass just walked in front of him, then he blows cum all in his pants.
by Kwoththehotpocketer December 27, 2007
Get the Hot Pocketmug.