Hortur

'Hortur' is swedish for 'Whore's Luck'. This simply means that a prostitute was bought and fucked by a attractive customer.

Whore: Who's my client for today?
Pimp: I don't know his fuckin' name, bitch! But he seems to know what a lady wants.
Whore: Finally some Hortur (Whore Luck)!

by The Antagonist July 29, 2006

hortizle

n; the killing of a thousand gnomes

in the great hortizle of alabama, the long term effects were devistating

by macie stamets May 3, 2008

Horticulting

Taking clippings from expensive plants from expensive neighborhoods and make clones. To avoid buying expensive plants. The new Street Mentality

Horticulting is art

by Doc Julz October 23, 2010

Horton hears a toot

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him

My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot

by RubyRubyRoo July 22, 2023

kobe horton

A man with a big dick and makes the ladies sausage wallet moist.
Goes by the code name cool737

"Suck my kobe Horton with Big Mac sauce"

by Ouchymybumbum June 3, 2017

LITERALLY HORTLOR

what fagstyle transgender tard kids say. nonbinary fuckin mommy asshole licking fags.

responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111

by swerty gert February 9, 2019

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021