Marble Hornets

A rock thrown at the general testicular region.

"Yo, you see Tim got hit with marble hornets in entry 35?!"-Jay
"Yeah, son! It was whack." - The Operator

by tothearkz March 3, 2011

hooners

something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.

interjection: "Hooners!"

by beand May 26, 2010

Ashley Horne

Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.

Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.

*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)

Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?

Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.

Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)

by Tipsofmytoes April 7, 2010

Hornberger

A word used to describe someone who is epic.

That kid is so Hornberger

by shmeh1234 March 25, 2010

Horngry

1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest

After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Hornerize

To fuck up.To make a complete cock up of anything. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.

Peter took over and fucked everything up , in fact it was completely hornerized

by Bandit909 January 20, 2010

Horneth

Medieval term when a gentleman or knight found a particular lady exceptionally attractive.

As Rab looked at the gorgeous flowing dark curly hair of his Sweetheart Tracy, he did exclaim, "that curlieth hair is most certainly giving me the horneth"

by Rabski13 June 15, 2018