Hobby

A random thing that you do in your spare time and it has nothing to do with the rest of your life.

Something that is senseless.

A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.

Jimmy's hobby is to collect stamps.
Yeah you guessed it he's a fag.

by Blah blah bLack shEe October 15, 2011

hobby

Something you like enjoy doing until you decide making it your profession...

Programming! Remember how much you liked to do complex programs, tricks or scripts to impress your friends (or yourself)? It was cool to do it just because YOU WANTED to do it. But get into IT and the last thing you'll do in your free time is to sit on your PC for hours programming. It won't be your hobby anymore!

by Luis Serrano May 19, 2006

Hobby Lobby Connection

A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.

by RagtagSoldier13 July 4, 2010

holly hobby

Adj. or Noun. Simplistic, childish way of doing things. Women who shop at craft stores well into their adult lives. Also, someone who hasn't figured out what is important in life yet.

"Don't be so holly hobby about it."

by A. MacAuley September 21, 2004

Hobby Horse

To ride someones ass, to bully or intimidate with power; To bugger your subordinates

My boss loves to hobby horse me

by lemony snicket badger October 15, 2008

hobby hole

When a guy is just using a girl for a piece of ass till the one he really wants comes along

She's my hobby hole

by xxjustagirlxx April 26, 2017

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004