Homophobic

The fear of homes

MOM: TINI COME HOME
SON: NO MOM IM HOMOPHOBIC
MOM: ITS OKAY I WON'T LET UNCLE GARY GET NEAR YOU
SON: NO MOM I HAVE FEAR OF HOMES
MOM: WHAT KIND OF PHOBIA IS THAT
*mom drags child to the house*
SON: NOOOO
*child fucking dies*

by KYNETIC February 09, 2022

Homophobic

The act of not supporting retardation, having common sense {normal (has a brain)}.

Bob is homophobic, he is the most normal person I've ever met and he is also very smart.

by MacHerald June 20, 2023

homophobe

This should mean someone who's afraid of sameness, or afraid of humans. Instead, it means someone who hates homosexuals (but may or may not actually be afraid of them).

"Why were they gay-bashing?"
"Because they're homophobes."
"But if they're scared of gays, why didn't they run screaming at the sight of them?"
"I didn't come up with the term!"

by Qit February 26, 2004

homophobic

a person who is scared of houses.

person 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaah a house!
person 2: youre homophobic
person 1: houses are against the bible
person 2: you stupid homophobe
person 1: its unnatural all the house poeple go to hell

by Its_a_lie_motherfuckers! December 01, 2021

Homophobic

Intense irrational fear of monkeys

Homo is the scientific name for primate
Phobic means irrational fear

Person A: Bro lets go to the zoo to see the monkeys
Person B: Heck naw I'm homophobic

by K.A. Chow April 26, 2023

homophobic

Homophobia is a type of person that's phobic to something related to houses.

Person 1: Hey dude look at that awesome house!
Person 2: I'm homophobic !! screeches in agonising pain

by potatoyaro May 16, 2020

Homophobic

Being excessively scared of houses.

Jon; Shit!

Bill; Calm down Jon, it's only a flat
Ed; You are really homophobic, aren't you

by Crimson Nightflame October 08, 2015