A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!
by wsjball November 4, 2009
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2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.
2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.
by Don Garb July 31, 2005
Get the hoister mug.Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.
The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.
by Bravestarr September 8, 2008
Get the hoises mug.Nickname for a man named Mohammad, who is a large part of your life (ie; slice). The best friend you could ever have.
Hommslice is generous, funny, and usually has an abnormally large nose.
Can sometimes have a large bottom.
Hommslice is generous, funny, and usually has an abnormally large nose.
Can sometimes have a large bottom.
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Get the Himshim mug.A program originally started in the 70s to help substance addicted aviators get back in the cockpit. HIMS has transformed into a corrupt program where faa doctors extort money out of pilots by forcing them into HIMS. If a pilot won’t go into HIMS they lose their entire career and lively hood. HIMS is completely about making as much money as possible and is not truly concerned about the safety of the National airspace.
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