These hoes aint loyal

When a girl (bitch) aint loyal to her man cause he aint as rich or loyal as the other guy

Girl: Ughh babe get me a glass Im thirsty

Guy 1: Um wait for sec (searches wallet)
Girl: I Gotta leave

Guy 2: (Makes it rain)
Girl:Oh myyyyy so much

Guy 1: wait I found my wallet
Girl: sorry I already found mines

"These hoes aint loyal"

by Jed_master June 3, 2014

nappy headed hoes

What can get a white guy fired from his talk show!!!

Them some nappy headed hoes on the Rutgers team.

by mmoshherny April 19, 2007

Hödefüüli

Literally "testicle rot".

Swiss german analogue to "|Blue Balls", the pain you feel when beeing aroused for hours but not finished off...

After some hours of heavy petting, Reto felt his cock had the "Hödefüüli", because Heidi just wouldn't finish him off...

by Wilhelm Tell May 7, 2009

These hoes

Females that do shit that make you question their existence

Quan: Yo, did you see Car Keysha grinding up on Mr. Evans
Me: Wtf is wrong with these hoes

by Blackie June 14, 2016

Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.

Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"

by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014

Hodeous

Hideous, but in a skanky way.

used to describe anything, but especially good at describing ugly clothes that make you look like a ho.

That shirt is hodeous!

by kcry July 3, 2009

Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.

Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz

by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019