Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.
Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023
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Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 25, 2025
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hock time

being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES
me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit
by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021
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Hocking

1. Hocking is a word used for knobends who spit on homeless people
2. To ‘Hock’ someone is to give somebody uck
1. Piers Morgan is such a Hocking
2. Miley Cirus gave me a Hocking the other day
by Bill Cosby’s Left Bollock December 05, 2020
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When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
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shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit
Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo
by Wengardian Leviosa June 09, 2024
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The Hock

A perilous endurance challenge in which participants are airdropped onto a frozen lake within a boreal forest of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in early March. Individuals may bring any equipment they can carry, excluding firearms, maps, and communication devices, rescue beacons also prohibited. The objective is for participants to survive and navigate back to civilization or die trying.
He did the Hock to prove to himself that he had what it takes to be worthy of self-love.
by dangerridge November 05, 2023
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