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hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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The Hock

A perilous endurance challenge in which participants are airdropped onto a frozen lake within a boreal forest of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in early March. Individuals may bring any equipment they can carry, excluding firearms, maps, and communication devices, rescue beacons also prohibited. The objective is for participants to survive and navigate back to civilization or die trying.
He did the Hock to prove to himself that he had what it takes to be worthy of self-love.
by dangerridge November 4, 2023
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siong hock

A great fucking person.And he make life great if be friend with him
Life is good if u meet "siong hock"
by Nnsmnsns November 23, 2021
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Hock

(can be used as a verb or noun) noun- conversation, or goings-on, sometimes whimsical and or satirical.
Verb- the act of talking or discourse between friends.
Noun- Yo Chaim what's all the hock about?

Verb- Is he serious? No, he just likes to hock.
by Realhock July 6, 2021
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pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.
That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs
by Marina Guy May 6, 2022
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Hock

1. Bother, annoy, or pester. (Verb)
2. Gossip or "tea" (noun or verb)
3. News, goings-on, happenings.
1. "Don't hock me a tchainik." "Is he serious? No he was just hocking."
2./3. What's the hock?
by KodemHachet May 2, 2023
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Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 24, 2025
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