Hobo Slobo

A musician known for his eccentric scat-like speech known as swamp talking. Part of the band "Hobo Slobo and The Strong Armed Jugnuts".

Hobo Slobo says "Skeebop Badoobop bluebah seedah!"

by Dirty Jack November 27, 2005

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

hobbo

abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with "hobo": a person without even one home

A hobbo is like a hobby farm – only for party animals.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 26, 2013

Hobo nap

Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.

Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"

Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."

by AinzDizzly April 20, 2010

Hobo Bait

When a hobo finds you attractive.

While carrying out my groceries from the supermarket a group of hobos noticed me. I realized my groceries made me, "Hobo Bait".

by Iron01 May 5, 2009

hobo snatching

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo

Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"

by clifton062 July 18, 2005

hobogit

referring to a whore on the streets who happens to look trashy and unhygeinical because their clothing isn't clean and worn out because they lack a house. Also used more casually as someone who blatantly wears the same thong or bra two or more days in a row.

Damn, that lindsay is a hobogit, she has worn that thong every day this week.

by Mickey Bayer August 13, 2007