hobknocker

means a mans penis is on/or about to be slapped on your face

youare a hobknocker.{haveing sex with animals}

by micala12345678990 March 24, 2010

Hobknocker

A really cool nerd. Someone who'll fix your computer and then suck your dick.

"Hey man, who's that Hobknocker?"

"That's Mr. Hudson!!"

by I.B. 2010 February 26, 2009

hobnocker

to slap some1 in the face with ur dick... U will never and I mean never be able to watch that Icarly scene when Carly talks abt a HobNocker

"Omfg look at Brian over there he is such a HobNocker."

by N_Hey_Bitch_Bestie June 17, 2021

Hobknocker

A person who has sexual relations with a short, or vertically challenged person. (Hobit, or Hobbe)

Bloody hobknocker ran off with Bridget last night...

by ShadeLite August 15, 2016

Hobknocker

In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.

Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker

by ACProctor March 8, 2020

hobknockers

tits

she had some nice hobknockers

by jman24 February 1, 2021

Hobknocker

When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)

"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."

by Ronaldmcdonald44 April 28, 2022