Hitchhiking Under the Big Top 

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

hitchhike 

to get free rides by standing next to the road and signaling drivers

I don't need to hitchhike to get to the store.

hitchhike by Light Joker December 6, 2005

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 

1. A first book in the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" trilogy by Douglas Adams.

2. A 1981 movie based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Alan J.W. Bell. Released in US as a collection of 6 episodes, 33 minutes each.

3. A 2005 remake of the 1981 movie that was based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Garth Jennings, rated PG. A 109 minutes film.

(first lines of "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy")
It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Wiedzmin July 20, 2008

Teen Hitchhikers 

A Reality Porn Site. Where Men In A Limo Pick Up Teen Hitchikers. And Talk Them Into Having Sex With Them

Yo Man Teen Hitchhikers Is My Favourite Porn Site

Teen Hitchhikers by Kevin69 May 28, 2006

San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.

Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.

San Francisco Hitchhike by kct September 26, 2014

bitchhiker 

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

bitchhiker by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Me April 26, 2005