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the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.
Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.
by justin capps February 29, 2004
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Hibernation bod

when a summer athlete comes to fall and becomes lazy, loses muscle definition, and starts to train less.
Man, Kyle, you gotta start training more, you're starting to get a hibernation bod.
by candeee December 13, 2010
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hiberbation

1) Using masturbation as a mean of entertaining yourself during a snowstorm.
2) The act of enclosing one in one's own house and to masturbate constantly over the long winter.
We got three feet of snow. This is a prime time for some hiberbation.
I haven't seen John all winter where is he? Oh he is in hiberbation we won't see him until spring.
by Technineftw February 24, 2011
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Hibernation

To socially withdraw cause a ton of bad luck shit keeps happening and your Chinese Horscope actually recommends it
What’s happened to Em? She’s gone into Hibernation cause shit keeps going wrong and apparently her Chinese Horscope also says she should hibernate for 2 years!
by MsFunky January 24, 2019
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hibernation

The act of buying extra weed in advance, preparing for the coming weeks where supply may be low and demand is high, so you can just hide away with your mates and get high when everyone else is chokin for a smoke and you dont have to worry about it.
buying a half ounce instead of a twenty bag and commmencing the hibernation
by Stedgyson November 19, 2006
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Hibermate

A friend who sleeps excessively.
Person 1 - Hey, have you seen Joe anywhere?

Person 2 - He's probably in bed. He's such a hibermate.
by themoorethebetter January 26, 2013
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Hibermating

Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.
Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"
by heapsmissage_90 December 3, 2010
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