Hassayampa

One of the newer dorms on the Arizona State University campus. Made fun of often because of the ever failing elevators. One of them is constantly broken, thus doubling the wait for the other one.

A. Man, this elevator is taking forever!
B. Yeah, it's really pulling a Hassayampa...

by Jordan*! October 19, 2008

Hausey

frustrated, agitation, upset, do not like the situation at hand.

I was hausey when you hit me.

by ozziekto1 February 2, 2009

Advanced Hasselhoffing

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.

You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.

by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007

David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009

hasselhoff

verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")

Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.

by COMZAPSAF December 1, 2007

Hassenpfeffer

It is a term used to announce a "win" in the game of Bananagrams.

"Hassenpfeffer!" yelled Cierra to announce she won the game of Bananagrams.

by The Hassenpfeffer Mafia March 15, 2011

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012