Harp

Number 117
Megalovania harp
The last thing you would want in your Megalovania recreation is someone’s harp, but as it turns out that’s what you get.

ayo bruv yk that weird ass melody in megalovania

ymean da harp?
yh

oh yh that one lol

by TakenUsernameyea June 23, 2022

Harping

A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.

person A:"dude stop harping and lock tf in"
person b:"dewd im only harping its not that serious"

by zzzyrin October 11, 2025

Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

harp

harp could mean "not cool", "dude that suuuucks", or "so not rad".

origin: Bridgette Lauria, August 24th 2020

"I heard she got caught with drugs."
"Dude... Harp."

by #ABIYS October 26, 2020

harp

The amazing harp, usually small in size, but very suitable to pass time with

Well how's harp doing?
She's being short again.

by kyono the gremlin March 9, 2022

harped

When someone doesn't make good on a commitment or a promise or to not do what one said one would definitely do.

Bro, you harped me for two weeks now. Do you have the money or not?

by 120% Committed November 15, 2019