Paddy Harp

A nice man.

Paddy Harp is a sound nice man.

by Debskelly1985 August 10, 2023

Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

turkmenistanian harp

When you braid your partners butt hairs and tape them to the side and then pluck them like a harp whilst your partner plays your wiener like a flute

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Wanna do the Turkmenistanian Harp?
Person 1: Sure

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025

harp

harp could mean "not cool", "dude that suuuucks", or "so not rad".

origin: Bridgette Lauria, August 24th 2020

"I heard she got caught with drugs."
"Dude... Harp."

by #ABIYS October 26, 2020

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

harped

When someone doesn't make good on a commitment or a promise or to not do what one said one would definitely do.

Bro, you harped me for two weeks now. Do you have the money or not?

by 120% Committed November 15, 2019