Taylor Hanson

The gay one. Although this piano playing, lead singing member of Hanson is married with two children, he still leaves the world confused. Blessed with a 'unique?' fashion sense and unprecedented ability to talk with his hands, Mr Taylor "The Gay One" Hanson leaves the world questioning the accuracy of it's gaydar.
"Aww, there's the gay one and his wife... I wonder if he'll stop for an autograph! Where do you think the fat one and the disposable one ran off to?"
by Steph April 25, 2005
Get the Taylor Hanson mug.

John Hanson

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.
I wrote a song about John Hanson today
by A.holmes November 09, 2019
Get the John Hanson mug.

Hanson Syndrome

Hanson syndrome- A state of mind in which the person is more insane it brings offense to the name psycho. This state of being is where one person is so crazy they must have the Hanson syndrome
That girl Samantha must have the Hanson Syndrome
by Tyshhs August 10, 2020
Get the Hanson Syndrome mug.

Taylor Hanson

by LEM - Chino January 18, 2005
Get the Taylor Hanson mug.

Cally Hanson

Cally Hanson is the dumbest person in the world and so fucking ugly
by Cally Hanson February 09, 2020
Get the Cally Hanson mug.

hot knocker hanson

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.
Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson
by miss colleen July 15, 2008
Get the hot knocker hanson mug.