handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

by luvdady September 20, 2009

handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.

Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.

by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006

handy manny

handy manny is the brutal murderer of bob the builder and is willing to kill to get on TV to brodcast his feeling of death blood and destruction

handy manny bitch lasangnia

by 72 children 777 March 5, 2019

Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

Pity-Handy

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.

by WetBottom November 14, 2011

handy hanna

Handy hanna is a girl that gives handjobs in the back of the tesco car park for a small fee

Joshua: I'm really in desperate need for a wank!!
Hanna: well I can give you one in the back of tesco for 50p I'll even show my tits!!! That's why I'm called handy hanna!!

by Handyhanna March 1, 2015

Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.

Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018