mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005

Born with Handles

1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.

Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

pulling handles

An excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of "pulling handles" in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating.

Professor: Hey Dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?

Dan: Oh...um...nothing...just pulling handles!

Professor: Ok, good...I thought you were masturbating.

by H-town Crew March 12, 2008

handsies

hot hand rubbing

in the movies instead of "touching" each other we played handsies.

by hotk41 August 29, 2009

lonely handles

Rolls of fat, love handles, around the waist of people with no one to love.

Since my brother's gf left him, his love handles shall now be referred to as lonely handles.

by Mister Knut October 11, 2012

handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004