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HANDISCRAP

The act of two or more (generally intoxicated) people engaged in a "scrap" aka fight, involving objects made to assist handicapped people.
Sit on a wheelchair and have someone push you and direct you into your opponent whom is using a walker with wheels and knock that fucka out!

That my dudes (that's for you Love) would be called a Handiscrap!
by HANDISCRAPPER January 31, 2010
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Handicapslock

The unfortunate habit of n00bs, idiots, and morons to perpetually use the caps lock key, even when "yelling" is not implied. This is usually accompanied by other obvious examples of ineptitude, such as poor grammar, spelling, and total lack of punctuation or use of paragraphs.

They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".
"HI BRIAN I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT R U?" -Nicky, the handicapslocked.
by BrianTheGreat February 18, 2010
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Hamdaiquiri

A mischievous or raucous behavior or activity. Has connotations to drinking due to it's use of the word "daiquiri."
Also, a ham shaped hat, can be used as an insult for ugly head wear.
Alternative spellings: Hamdackery
Synonyms: Tomfoolery, haberdashery, oafishness.
What sort of hamdaiquiri is going on around here?!

The actor's performance was upstaged by hamdackery of his co-star.

What bit of hamdackery is on your head?
by Kasca April 18, 2010
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Handi-capsed

(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.
Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed
by Janena September 4, 2013
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handicrapping

Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.
I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.
by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013
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Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.
I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.
by NJporkroll January 9, 2017
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Handipatic

Antipatic but also handicap
De ce esti mah handipatic?
by janozs gyury May 10, 2019
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