A skinny nonce with no friends. Obsessed with shit TV series. Likes to hang out with people superior to him. Always has a crappy hairstyle. During classes Hamilton will delay the whole lesson with some random useless question.
The hamilton is a rare sighting, usually seen on a track in an F1 car. Those driving for Red Bull in F1 should be worried about a hamilton as it quite likes the right rear tyre of one
The gayest musical you will ever watch.
A threesome(Angelica, Eliza, and Hamilton himself) occurs after sad musical ends. This activity happens on stage whilst people leave. You can’t forget the gay John Lauren watching in the background. Mostly the majority of the cast are 💅🏾 If ykyk. This whole cast is fruity.
Who: Bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scottsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by provadence impoverished in squalor
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
A small town in Victoria Australia with a population of 4.445 people that once used to be a city this town is full of bogans mostly aged between 16 and 40 this town is losing residents who move to places such as warrnambool Portland Ballarat Bendigo geelong and other regional cities in Victoria