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Calculators - The code word for weed
Smoking Weed - Math Equations
Stoned - Watsoned
Chonger - TI-83
Yo Drew and Tyler where are the Calcs, we need some to watch half baked.
by ex seed May 5, 2005
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hambulatory

Similar to ambulatory but dissimilar in the fact that the person in question cannot even move due to obesity (i.e. too much ham)
Man, that fat girl in the roundabout is totally hambulatory!
by vercingetorix November 27, 2013
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calculator quality

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!
by jus10k June 14, 2016
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calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016
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calculatorhack

A website that can let you hack anythin'!!!
Person 1:I can't wait to calculatorhack ur mom
Person 2:tf
by jojonono February 22, 2017
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Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test
Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator
by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020
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Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020
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