halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

So not halal mode

so not hahal mode. NO 0 waste of baby’s. waste of air. Waste of Titty milk. So not halal mode.

nnooooo waste of condom and baby’s so not halal mode

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 4, 2014

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

halal

Death (because "halal" means just that in Hungarian)

Recently some members of the now-defunct heavy metal band Tragic Johnson have formed a new band named Halal. Why Halal? Because Halal means "death" in Hungarian.

by Anthony Brancato February 19, 2004

Halldór

Halldór is probably that one really funny and extremely ordinary weird guy u remeber from high school. He drives around in a special, green car that reminds you of kidnappers which is not so unusual because Halldór’s middle name is pedophile. Therefore he always carries shitload of candy in his pockets, especially something that makes children produce metan because Halldór doesn’t believe in global warming. Halldór is like a tasty carrot, fresh and breezeful on the inside but ginger on the outside!

Cry if someone calls you Halldór because its like ur being defined as a person with dólgur.

by Lillib303 May 21, 2020