Hair Hamster

A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.

me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."

Other person: "......"

by Jalberg June 12, 2012

Hair Straight Back

Refers to a speed demon driving at blind speed to get to there destination on time. they’re usually rockin a mulley, listening to 80z hair metal music, Hackin darts, and is probably from Northern Alberta Canada who works at the oil patch eh!

Oh ya buddy! I was on highway 881 on my way to Fort Mac and I was haulin ass while drivin in a shit show of a blizzard. I went through 2 packs of darts that night and I was in a rush so I ripped some lines to keep me awake and I was fuckin given’er, hair straight back, on the highway to hell partner! 🤘🏼⚡️🚬

by Tony T Trucking October 23, 2019

Math Hair

The typical long hair of anyone professionally involved with mathematics. It shows great commitment to the subject, so much so they can forget about their hair completely.

I bet he solves Fermat's last theorum, look at the math hair

by Monkey Mark October 20, 2009

Toast Hair

Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.

The teacher has toast hair.

"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"

"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"

by acowardly October 21, 2011

Hump hair

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

by @catstevens March 27, 2015

Headphone Hair

When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.

After wearing my headphones in my sleep, I woke up with the worst case of Headphone Hair.

by immortalus June 2, 2010

Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009