by wittylit July 9, 2010
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by McFuss & Bohler May 13, 2005
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the ghetto version of saying"one hundred percent".
The term was used on for the love of Ray J, when Ray urged the girls to "keep it one huney" with him.
The term was used on for the love of Ray J, when Ray urged the girls to "keep it one huney" with him.
by PIneapplecandles March 17, 2010
Get the One honey mug.The worst fucking goddamn show on television at the moment, wait no not even at the moment because the fucking thing was cancelled thank god. This 'TV show' consisted of a Walrus disguised as a human forcing her 6 year old daughter to attend beauty pageants, yes you fucking heard correctly, this terrible excuse for a mother gives me a reason to hate America, and I fucking love America, but this atrocity caused me to hate families like this, the whole goddamn family is so overweight they could be compressed and turned into a wrecking ball, its like they deep-fry lard for their breakfast, lunch and sodding dinner. This is honestly how the rest of the world sees America, not like the normal fucking people there, no, they see Americans as overweight opportunists who would take their 15 minutes of fame and do anything to milk it dry for as long as possible, and don't even get me started on the 'Go-Go Juice'. This fucking thing screams "SPONTANEOUS SEIZURE" in a bottle, you know what this fucking- this- THING contains? Red Bull, Mountain Dew and PURE FUCKING GASOLINE, and a 6 year old is drinking it?- Now I would start calling the Morgue, the FBI, the Police, and the CPA because that shit is UNACCEPTABLE!I just hate this show so much. You know what I'd rather watch? Fucking Justin "I wish you were aborted" Bieber stroking Jennifer Lawrence while licking his lips and staring passionately at the camera, now i know that would never happen but still, I'd rather watch that than... THIS!
"These other girls are crazy if they think they can beat Honey Boo-Boo child"- Honey Boo Boo, Yes insert the fucking facepalm and loss in faith of humanity here.
by JazzJam November 1, 2013
Get the Honey Boo Boo mug.A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.
A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.
A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.
Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.
Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.
Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.
by Mike2468 August 26, 2013
Get the No money, no honey. mug.When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.
Honey badger mode is:
1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club
2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.
3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club
2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.
3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
by Cruncherific December 7, 2011
Get the Honey badger mode mug.noun: When suddenly thrusting the head backwards, the neck and head form a flap of loose skin, colloquially known as a double chin. This extra chin is called, scientifically speaking, the honeycake.
verb: The act of thrusting the head backwards solely for the purpose of flaunting one's honeycake.
verb: The act of thrusting the head backwards solely for the purpose of flaunting one's honeycake.
Whilst Facetiming, Joe and Obama (may he eternally be our president), had an outbreak of laughter due to Joe's honeycake.
Person being photographed: Please change the angle, my honeycake is showing!
Person being photographed: Please change the angle, my honeycake is showing!
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