hole hopping

The act of inserting ones penis into the vagina, then into the anus, then back into the vagina.

Goddamnit Joshua, I told you to stop hole hopping! Now my ass and coochi are going to be sore!

by MizznewerBooty October 13, 2015

Hole Seeker

A person whom enjoys massive exploratory spelunking while riding a mechanical tit surrendering control of their walnuts resulting, predictably, with Earthquaking ejaculation because the hole seeker requires juicy fornication.

Damn, Paul, he starts out riding high, but quickly becomes a hole seeker.

by Blackpanties August 25, 2021

hole in the lip

Notional leading cause of a beverage running out of the mouth and down your shirt due to poor aim (the mouth of your can was tilted to your nose) or poor control (tilted the coffee cup too far back).

Derived from the fact that it kind of looks like you took a hole punch to the skin just below your lower lip.

Dude, you spilled coffee all down the front of your shirt, you have a hole in your lip or something?

by Dennis The Tiger October 25, 2004

Hole in the condom

1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.

2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.

Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"

by Kalu August 4, 2007

hole hunter

One who has no regard for their sexual orientation, and therefore seeks any available 'hole'

"That dude was coming on to you!"

"Yeh, he's definately a hole hunter!"

by Aaron_B February 27, 2008

hole in one

Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky

"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."

by High Life AP April 18, 2005

Hole Bridge

The bridge that connects the two sacred cavities of a female.

If the hole bridge requires a toll, make sure your undercarriage has a protective coating to prevent damage.

by Livinwright March 29, 2009