Hockey Cologne

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."

by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008

Hock my China

Verb: "To be a pest, especially by going on and on about something (usually with "don't" or other negation)." A trans-lingual Mondegreen of the Yiddish phrase "hak mir nisht keyn tshaynik" (lit: "don't rattle me a tea kettle") meaning, figuratively, to quit complaining or beating a point to death.

Listen, we're not going to Disneyland this Summer and that's final, so suck it up and don't hock my China about it.

Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

Mike Hock

A joke name that sounds like 'My Cock'

Would you like to meet Mike Hock?

by Jonathan Morgan August 2, 2006

ed hochuli

One of the top referees in the NFL, renowned for his thorough rule explanations and imposing physique. Many NFL players joke about how Ed should be playing instead of refereeing - in fact, he did play linebacker in college at UTEP. Overall, Ed is a man of sound principle and massive biceps.

Damn, Ed Hochuli almost tore the sleeves of his shirt when he signaled first down!

by brokensound132 January 10, 2008

hockey boy

The Canadian term for a fuckboy. They play hockey and wear khakis with their hats on their foreheads. A boy who plays hockey but isn't a fuckboy is a hockey kid, not a hockey boy.

"I'm a hockey kid, but I'm not a hockey boy. I respect women."

by dontyattmedale December 16, 2019

Hockey Goalie

One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.

Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".

by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019

Hockaday

An all-girls preparatory school in Dallas, TX. Has large concentration of lesbians. Also has crappy dining service called Sage. It has become Hockaday tradition to type these definitions onto Urban dictionary for the younger generations. Hockaday is well-known for its resident middle school math teacher, Dr. Wohlgehagen who we don't think is aware he's on Urban dictionary.

Hockaday students are called Hockadaisies (the school mascot is a daisy) and are expected to attend events with their twin school, St. Mark's School for Boys, a school that is somehow gayer than Hockaday. They are also expected to marry St. Mark's kids.

Person A: "Which school do you go to?"
Person B: "Oh, the Hockaday School."
Person A: "Wow, are you married to someone from St. Mark's?"
Person B: "No I have a girlfriend."

by cOnfUsEd_pErSoN24 March 22, 2023