t-hatch

someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.
"dude! john pulled a t-hatch last night!"
"what?!"
"yeah! he fingered her ass hole!"
by modeff July 12, 2009
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Bait and Hatch

When a girl knows a guy is going break up with her, she has sex with him with the intention of getting pregnant so that he will not leave her.
Julia pulled a bait and hatch on Juan and it worked. He stayed with her for the sake of the baby.
by Tasha Doe November 24, 2009
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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States
by Sexydimma March 08, 2015
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Snatch Hatch

The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.
If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.
by Dodgamatic October 12, 2014
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pudding hatch

I just fucked my girls pudding hatch last night!
by lawnylax32 April 25, 2009
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wiens in the hatch

"oh man! wiens in the hatch!
by Sco Ro Moe November 08, 2003
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Richard Hatch

Remember survivor Borneo? Yeah Richard Hatch Won!
by MCavalier January 18, 2021
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