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yee-yee ass haircut

A hair cut notable for the yee-yeeness of its appearance. The fraise usually occurs in reference to GTAV, where in Lamar ends Franklin's whole career.
"maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you'd finally get some bitches on your dick."
by Sceptray February 2, 2021
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bell end haircut

a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)
hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis
by davidbrent August 11, 2006
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lego haircut

A person with a haicut similar to a lego character
That girls an Indie Cindy,
Lego haircut and polka-dot dress,
I don't care if she thinks she's indie,
how she's different is anyones guess.
by Hawksong June 17, 2007
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islamic Haircut

Humorous euphemism used to explain the (how shall we say this nicely...) ritualistic non-surgical dislocation of the head from the torso. It's becoming a useful term when attempting to relate to the antics of certain deranged individuals in the mideast who are mired in 9th century mentality.
(person 1)"Did you hear about those hostages in Iraq? Can you believe they..."

(person 2 interrupts) "..yeah I heard... they got the islamic Haircut."

(person 1 shaking head in disbelief)"I thought that was the great peaceful religion...."
by Frank Klaune July 8, 2006
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Justin Bieber Haircut

Originally used to describe a style of hair where it was a little too long and a little untamed it now has been hijacked by adults to describe any haircut which they do not like or feel does not looks good. Often this style, although considered unattractive and sloppy, by the majority of people, is found to be popular among young prepubescent girls and their overly dependent hormone fueled boy-toys.
Dad: "Nice justin bieber haircut son."
Son: " Yeah I know, I'm getting a hair cut today..."
by CMSG January 2, 2012
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2004 Haircut

A simple term used to describe when someone gets a bad haircut, probably from Supercuts or their own mom. The person sporting the haircut also probably accidentally uses lube as hair gel.
Joey: "Omg, what happened to Ryan's hair?"

Christian: "He totally got a 2004 haircut!"
by Phantom Joss July 10, 2017
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Moe Haircut

When a person has a bowl haircut like moe from the 3 stooges.
I'd like to punch that guy in the face and watch his moe haircut shake around.
by holymolyhorsie February 25, 2011
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