Garth day

Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.

Person one- “happy Garth day”

Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”

Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Garth

Thickness In Diameter Around A Cigar

Damn Look at the Garth on that!

by Zombie On Horse December 13, 2008

Garth Brooks

Garth is the sound made while puking. Brooks is a small stream. garth brooks Is defined as the constant puking of ones guts.

I drank to much and garth brooks my guts out all the next morning.

by John T&T December 5, 2007

Garth Webb

Where all the oakvillle yutes dem get slapped up by da east side mandem

Jamr: yoo see that yute from garth webb hes from oakville

by Mandemfrmdaeast January 20, 2020

snarfle the garthogg

fucking a huge fat smelly bitch who's origin is a bit of a genitic question

steve continues to snarfle the garthogg with that thing that lives with him

by big baller 23 August 21, 2008

GWART

Gwart 1 - a man who will drunk massive amount of rum

Gwart 2 - some one of new england bloodline, or from scotland heritiage who loves to drink

gwart 3 - a person who loves there guns more then they do there shine

gwart 4 - a person who yells gwart at fish when angry that it was the wrong fish cought

gwart 5 - a person who like to drive in excessive speeds on a beach with intention of killing birds

gwart 6 - a person whe has a fixation for hemi powered row boats

gwart 7 - a sound made by manbearpig, half man, half bear and half pig

gwart 8 - sound commonly heard on the jetties between north and south padre island

gwart 9 - sound commonly heard with people ascociated with david henss

gwart 10 - gwart

gwart 11 - FUCKEN GWART

gwart 12 - zazz from gwarting

gwart 13 - name of a moonshine beverage made by david henss, 100 proof peach flavored shine

gwart 14 - shut up, im baiting

gwart 15 - I SAID SHUTUP, IM BAITING

gwart 16 - commonly refferred to an ass clown towing a boat with his high beams on and is on your bumper

gwart 17 - often a fictional place were people dream of sorrow and escape from daily abuse

gwart 18 - jason bartlett

gwart 19 - kill pig vomit

gwart 20 - chainsaw to the temple, and press the function key

there are your twenty levels

have a nice day

David henss Is the only person in this world to have mastered all 20 levels of gwart

Carlos Gomez and adam garcia have only made it so far...
hooray to those who have tried to master gwart

by phreaker666 April 21, 2010

Garth

A human, usually a male. Tends to be a dryg abuser and blames his problems on others. Has self pitty and thinks his life is worse then anyone elses. A cheater, liar, and all around unpleasent person. Usually associate with the name Kline. Pretty much a fucking D-bag! A major peice of ass.

Hey there's Garth, Wanna get high.

Shit son there's Garth, I fucking hate him.

Ew that ugly fucking ass hole is Garth.

by LemmeLickkYou August 10, 2009