Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.
by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020
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Nail gunk

When you don't wash your finger nails and then green/brown stuff starts forming under them
Wash that nail gunk please
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
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Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago
I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before
by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017
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Bang Gunk!

While a chick is blowing you, you secretly shit in your hand. Then, you act like you're pulling your cock out of her mouth and you forcefully replace it with a fistfull of shit. While she's choking, you open-handedly slap her, leaving her with a shitty handprint on her face...BANG GUNK!
That crazy bitch couldn't suck cock so I Bang Gunk'ed her
by randal February 13, 2004
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junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.
Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!
by Emilio Jimenez May 28, 2008
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gunk nut

expect the kind of shit you'd normally expect from that jack bollocks.
Jack is a gunk nut..
by Anonymous April 12, 2003
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