guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".

Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"

by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009

cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.

guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)

by LL Money July 19, 2010

guindian

A highly metro-sexual individual of Southeast Asian descent who identifies with Italian-American culture of the tri-state area. They sport spiky, gelled hairstyles often referred to as "blow-outs", and wear labels such as Guess and Armani exchange. Being highly concerned with their physical appearance, they wax most of their body hair, including their eyebrows. They speed through the streets in expensive cars pumping techno or hip hop music through customized subwoofers in their trunks. They often adopt nicknames such as "Vinny" to avoid the use of their complex Indian names (ie. Vikram). A high concentration of such individuals can be spotted in Staten Island, NY and in clubs that play trance/house music along the New Jersey Shore.

1) Those guindians from Edison, NJ rolled up in their tricked out Acura.

2) Tariq is such a guindian, he makes everyone call him Tony!

3) Devkumar AKA Danny is such a guindian, he put an Italian flag on his BMW.

by Snigdha and Sneha December 9, 2008

guidance

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

by securson March 24, 2004

Indo-Guido

Primary Characteristics include: A blowout hairstyle, faux hawk, excessive use of gel or pomade. Facial precisely trimmed, usually in a goatee, sideburns and other hair seems ideal and looks drawn on. Clothing usually styled with denim and flashy button downs, sweater vests, vests, and/or ties from express.com or Guess.com. Other accessories also add to the guidoness – Gold chains, flashy watches or jewelry, white loafers, large shade also known as aviators, and numerous other add-on’s that convey that these types of people should in a Indian Mob, which is seemingly impossible, or a Raghav/Jay Sean music video.

"Dawg, that indo-guido should be a back-up dancer or singer for my new song, "I'm Cheesy" - Juggy D

by Chirag Shah 123321 April 3, 2008

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Oh my god what a good book. This is what got me hooked on reading again. Ran across it while cleaning the library. Looked strange so I picked it up and started reading. The book follows the adventures of a British guy named Arthur Dent and his freind from another planet after Earth is demolished by space construction workers.

The Reality TV Show Earth episode of South Park borrowed heavily from this great book you Jargon.

by yobastanker November 11, 2004