Spirits Guide

Someone who remains sober, or gets less intoxicated then other members of a party during the comsumption og alcholic (spirits) beverages. Designated so to provide guidiance and keep everyone else from getting into trouble, ie arrested, hooking up with a ex or an ugly person.

Person 1:" yo bro, why you getting so wasted, your suppose to be my spirits guide tonight."

Person 2: "sorry bra, looks like your taking this spirits quest alone."

by azrel9 December 18, 2012

Guide us home

We are Magic.
We are Moments.
We are Dreams and
We are memories
We are everything.
And in the depths
we swim deeper to
discover that we
are not born whole
so we cannot be
broken. We are born in twos,
and we are searching, searching
for the other piece,
that other person

to guide us home.

will you guide us home?
Yes.... we will do it together....

by 140CM February 23, 2022

guide

To lead or control someone, particularly when they are in a suggestible or intoxicated state.

"Detra, I guided you. You've been guided"

by proscriptionist October 21, 2009

Tour Guide

Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.

"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."

by J-Win April 21, 2006

Georgia Guide Stones

A creepy pile of rocks.

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.

by Swisp September 22, 2009

guidet

A female who often follows a guido, tries to hang out with, wants to have sex with one, or worships guidos. The type of girl who none likes and she trys to act like she if from the tri-state area.

Dude did you see him trying to hook up with that guidet on spring break?

by J-Sprad December 29, 2008

Breaking Covid Guidelines

A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021

I regret breaking Covid guidelines.

by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021