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Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019
mugGet the Guinea Pigmug.

low guinea

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.
Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.
by tirtle May 28, 2018
mugGet the low guineamug.

guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.
Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!
by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017
mugGet the guinea dickmug.

Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.
“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”
by PandaChicken March 16, 2018
mugGet the Twisting guineamug.

Guinea Roll

A racist expression referring to the low class Italian practice of folding or rolling up currency so that the exterior bill is a large denomination while the interior bills are small denominations thus giving the appearance of being a baller by having a wad of cash. IE One, hundred dollar bill wrapped around twenty, dollar bills.
Look at the poser with his gold chains and Guinea roll.
by PHAT Mama J May 14, 2016
mugGet the Guinea Rollmug.

guinea gravy

A tomato based sauce served over meat,poultry,fish and pasta.
Vito- I think Mama put too much garlic in the guinea gravy
by Mischief -gold&piracy September 22, 2017
mugGet the guinea gravymug.

goth guinea

someone who is goth and is tremendously hairy
bro i saw a goth guinea when i was at a peppa pig concert they were extra gothie
by clikkie January 31, 2019
mugGet the goth guineamug.

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