Guerdan

A pre-Democratic scholar-warrior class originating in the Austro-Germanic hinterlands. Generally defined by strikingly good looks, great strength and longevity, and a keen intellect. Ruled many empires from mercantile to defence.

"The Guerdans ruled the land for many generations."

by abnrgr February 3, 2010

German Toppy

When a girl (usually a Thot) performs oral sex for any Dusty nigga that should cross her path

He told me she gave him that good German Toppy.

by Germanfinders October 10, 2014

German sub

A huge shit

Jerry took a german sub

by Shaqbig54 July 15, 2020

Guermonprez

A bastardised French form of the English term "Germ Warfare" used to describe military action using biological weapons.

"Them folks might at some point have the capability to use weapons of mass destruction and Guermonprez" - George W Bush in justifying the 2003 genocide in Iraq

by Maq April 4, 2003

german

n. language spoken in several European countries (Germany, Austria, Eastern Switzerland, Northern Italy). German has a very complicated/confusing grammatical structure and tends to sound very harsh to non-German speakers. Differences in local dialects can effectively hinder communications between parts of the population. Words can reach amazing lenghts through more or less sensible combinations (see below).
For Trekkies: Similarities to Klingon pronounciation are evident.

Überschallgeschwindigkeitsflugzeug = an airplane capable of supersonic speeds

by zxcvbnm June 21, 2005

Arschkarte (German)

1. Arschkarte:
Arsch=Ass
Karte=card
Arschkarte=Asscard
A synonym for the "red card" in soccer.
Reason: When they started to watch soccer on the TV, they couldn't tell the yellow cards from the red cards, because of the lack of color. So The referees started to keep the yellow card in the bag of their shirt and the red one in their trousers. So iteraly near their ass.

2.Arschkarte:
If something went wrong, you got the bad card, ergo the arschkarte.

1. Das ist doch kein Grund für die scheiß Arschkarte (german)!
That's not a reason for the damm red card!

2. Da hast du voll die Arschkarte gezogen!
You got the bad card/Dude thas bad luck

by Ashere June 16, 2007

Germany

Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.

Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.

by Victor April 4, 2004