guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories May 10, 2016

guacakke

When working in a mexican restaurant mixing the guacamole and it splashes onto your face.

I was trying to get the guac done before we opened and i got a full on guacakke. It was everywhere.

by Jpuck666 May 21, 2017

Guaranteedingly

When you are so sure of something that the standard form of guaranteed doesn’t work

That is guaranteedingly true

by Mypseudonymmsmem December 18, 2018

guarana

A climbing plant that is common in Brazil. Grows red berries that contain a seed about the size of a coffee bean. A source of Guaranine, also known as Caffeine. Commonly found in tea and energy drinks, the seed can be ground into a powder-like substance which dissolves in liquid.

Guarana is native to South America

by VloneZone July 12, 2019

Guaranteed money

Money that you would likely earn if you're not a self sabotaging fool who blames everyone else for your own idiotic actions.

By fining Antonio Brown, the Raiders voided the $29.125 million worth of guaranteed money in his deal.

by DMOzone September 7, 2019

Guarav Kesari

a gay nigga that has a pubic hair fetish

Guarav Kesari has a small dick.

by BDGpresident October 17, 2019

guaracha

A latin genre of music that is similar to house/electronic and has recently been played in music festival environments.

Bro you don’t listen to guaracha? It’s fire let me put you on to this one song!

by Poka19 June 28, 2020