Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019

grump jaw

When a girl is going down on a guy and her jaw gets sore and tired.

“My girl was going down on me and got that grump jaw”

by Thatgurltay69 November 20, 2017

grump dump

A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.

Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!

by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019

grump

Specifically an old person farting because it sounds like someone making a grumpy noise. Can be used to describe any exertion of air from the anal cavity in a comical *making fun of* manner.

Did that old dude just walk by grump. Omg he did it smells terrible and he didn’t even flinch haha.

by SavageArmy07 January 22, 2023

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.

George - Elise how are you today ?

Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !

George - but the day is beautiful!

Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!

George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.

Elise - ……………

George - your such a turbo grump

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023