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Gromit

A cross between a dork, a mallrat, a hippie, and a rocker. Gromits hang out at the mall or in parking lots. They are known to wear:
Dr. Suess hats
Marilyn Manson or Korn shirts
Jnco jeans
Wallet chains of hemp rope with beads in 'em
Gromits are almost always white. They listen to ICP and Staind. Gromits are by definition teenage boys in the most awkward phase of growth of their lives. But there are female gromits. They usually have acne.
Dude, shut up I remember when you were a trenchcoat wearing gromit at the mall.

It was to her eternal shame that she lost her virginity to a townie gromit one drunken night when she was fifteen.
by Cunnilinguist December 7, 2003
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Granite

A way of describing super hard, large and defined muscles such as biceps and calf muscles.

Pronounced: Gran-eet
Grandfather - "Hey boy, graniiiite" *pointing to and flexing biceps of steel, the size of baseballs*

Son - "Okayyyy??? Why do you say that?"

Grandfather - "because they're as hard as a rock. Granite"
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Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.
Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!
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Something that is constantly broken FOR NO FUCKING REASON!
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It is based off of the hit Bri’ish show Wallace & Gromit”
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