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grocery getters

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.
kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.
by yeh mutha January 9, 2009
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grock

Alternate spelling of grok.
To thoroughly understand something through the metaphorical process of drinking it in.
"I've taken calculus four times, and I still don't grock it."
"If you really groked a Stranger in a Strange Land, you wouldn't spell it 'grock'"
by Team Andy July 17, 2007
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Grocery shopping

When one either doesn't have the money to buy food or the grocery store is closed, they go to a friend or relative's house and raid their pantry or refrigerator.
We were going to make tacos on Sunday, but we were out of lettuce and shredded cheese and the store was closed, so mom told us to go grocery shopping at grandma's house.
by lac_firefly August 9, 2009
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grockel

Noun; Devonian term for anyone from outside Devon, particularly Tourists. Often used in an insulting or derogitary manner.
"Look at that bleddy car, must be a bastard Grockel drivin' it, ah reckon"
by Steve Bush March 16, 2004
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Grocery Bag

1) A flow by rapper Gudda Gudda in Lil' Wayne's song "Bedrock" which doesn't make sense to most listeners.

2) To be confident in one's possession of an object or person. A reference to the idiom "in the bag".

3) Nonsensical statement used when someone doesn't understand what you're saying likely because you're quoting rap lyrics.
1) She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad

And I got her, nigga; grocery bag.

2) How'd your interview go?

Grocery bag.

3) Me: Holla at'cha guala, zoom later
You: Huh?
Me: Grocery bag!
by BikePilgrim June 11, 2010
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grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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