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Greater Existence Cycle

A catchall terminology for the idea that you continue to exist as yourself beyond your death, through some either ascendence or metamorphosis of form.

This encompasses ideas such as Heaven, Hell, Spirits, Reincarnation, Nirvana, and other forms. Essentially, if you, the person, the ego, continue to exist after your own death.

This does not encompass things like your legacy or your will, as those are tangible actions that follow material cause and effect, rather than an abstract conceptual existence.
Gerard: "Hey man, wanna go ghost hunting with me?"

Davis: "Nah, I don't believe in any Greater Existence Cycle (G.E.C)"

Gerard: "That is why we need you, to be the skeptic on our team, as the one person who believes it is all over, man!"
by Generally Ginger January 19, 2025
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Greater Good

There is nothing good about your Jewish incest cult and you are less than I am.
Hym "There is no greater good. You are a news shill. He is a charlatan. I am the creator of AI. If you are benefitting from what is happening here... You are doing it FOR THAT REASON... And no other reason. You are the lesser of two evils and by that I mean YOU ARE LESSER and you are evil. And you demonstrate the falsehood of your Jewish incest cult with every breath that you take."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2025
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Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn
"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"
by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025
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Greaster

Greek Easter. Celebrated by Greeks in Montreal. Non Greek friends had to distinguish between real Easter and this made up Easter.
Hey, are you coming over for Easter dinner?

What? Easter was last month.
We are Greek Orthodox, we use a weird calendar.
Oh, you mean Greaster!
by Genius M September 16, 2025
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Grested

Feeling groggy and rested at the same time.
I took a 2 hour nap and feel pretty grested
by YappingtonTheThird September 27, 2025
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Greaterrichmondritualmonitor

A Richmond, VA-based schizo-lore archive disguised as an Instagram account, allegedly chronicling the “ritual infrastructure” of Central Virginia.

Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.

Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
“My friend tried to decode GreaterRichmondRitualMonitor and hasn’t been normal since the eclipse.”

“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
by Greaterrichmondritualmonitor November 3, 2025
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Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.
Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.
by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019
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