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Gregged

To suddenly and unintentionally be kidnapped into the service of a polish man for an unknown length of time (not sexually)
I just got gregged
I'm going to get gregged
I will get gregged this afternoon
by Aikaa desu May 15, 2023
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Georgia gregg

Georgia greggs are usually passionate equestrians
person 1: look at that equestrians

person 2: Oh it’s georgia gregg
by void gender April 22, 2020
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Old Gregg

A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.

Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.

(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes February 13, 2021
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gregged

A person is gregged if they are both excessively drunk, and acting in a comically inappropriate manner.
We tried to keep him away from the naked people in the spa, but he was gregged.
by They all laughin' March 28, 2009
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groggy

The build up of rank smelling faecal matter which gets you out of bed (albeit hungover) on a sunday morning. Can often smell reminiscent of the night befores beverages.
Peva: Fuck Kirby, did you just do a Jager Groggy ?
Kirby: Peva my dear, they are a simple pleasure of nature.
by Pevaaa December 3, 2007
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Greggo

Slightly tubby wannabe Scouser. Always bottles cup finals then comes up with excuses. Also known for leaving an entire car of damaged parts in Hanoi
"Greggo, you bottle it again!"
"The sun was in my eyes."
by Lenzar86 August 9, 2020
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Greggo

Hello greggo.
by Rasgajag February 16, 2022
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